:lol昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：“hello?” 老外：“hi.” 前台小姐：“you have what thing?” 老外：“can you speak english?” 前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?” 老外：“can anybody else speak english? ” 前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.” 老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” 前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.” 老外：“i want to speak to your head.” 前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”

其实这种话老外能听懂的，当然不包括汉语拼音 很多老外也慢慢习惯，甚至开始用这种chinglish 比如“好久没见” 最早中国人说：long time no see。。。。。。。。。。。 现在很多老外也这么说了。。。 甚至很多美国的当代电影上，也能看到这种明显chinglish语法的对话。:lol

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好，把老外纠正过来，英语不就好学了吗？;P